Zombies on the Loose!

Sometimes you just have to grab a 30.06, a haversack of dry rations, and go hunting the undead. Mind you, I am not all that supportive of the idea as a Reaper may be confused with the Dietary Challenged Afterlife Figures so I will give you a quick lesson in the way to tell the Reaper from the Hungry Dead…

1) Reapers tend to wear Robes – Zombies do not.
2) Reapers are fastidious about their appearance – Zombies look like they wear their clothes in meat-packing plants, stockyards and the occasional Rob Zombie Movie.
3) Reapers carry Scythes and can sometimes be seen on Pale Horses – Zombies can’t handle anything more complex than a club and will eat a horse!
4) Reapers travel alone – Zombies travel in Packs usually
5) Reapers collect souls – Zombies collect blood and cranial fluids, usually on their faces and chests.

I hope this has helped.